or, Things Mundanes Were Not Meant to Know
'Tis not love which makes the world go 'round, it's angst which makes it pace in circles.
tedious (noun):the theoretical psionic particle, radiating from the incredibly dull or the terminally bored, that transmits boredom or ennui.
It's not that I can't move heaven and earth, but that it is so much easier to move myself.
Nod, smile knowlingly, and still fail to have a clue.
dubions (noun):the theoretical psionic particle, radiating from the exceedingly poor liar or the monumentally misinformed, that transmits skepticism or disbelief.
"Love conquers all." Notice this isn't to say "Lovers conquer all."
Even if I had better memory I bet I'd still remember only trivia.
Considering the LD50 (lethal dose for 50% of the subjects) of sugar, it is far easier to kill someone by bludgeoning them with a ten pound sugar sack.
I want a girl with a rapier-like wit. It would be nice if the scabbard looked good too.
Patience is a virtue, unless it goes unrewarded. Then it just fuels the sin of wrath.
If gene engineers fix code the way computer programmers do, I'll stay the way I am.
Why can't I ever have a sybaritic character building experience?
Was your previous incarnation as annoying as you?
The next time you have the urge to shout "I give up!" think about what might show up to accept your surrender.
The grass is always greener when it's gamma irradiated.